Kaffeskämt

augusto

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Kvällskaffe

- Jag kan inte somna om jag dricker kaffe på kvällen!
- Jag med, men jag brukar räkna till tre.
- Bara till tre?
- Ibland till halv fyra. :lol:
 

Bjarne

Well-known member
Om låtskrivarna till låten "Twist and shout" (som bl.a. Beatles framfört) hade varit kaffenördar hade kanske låten hetat något helt annat.

- "Twist & Spout"

(Vrid med tampern och låt det rinna)
 

roccster

Well-known member
Trodde ju först att han var på allvar, men när han började peta med fingret i filtret för att göra kanaler för vattnet kunde jag inte låta bli att garva rakt ut. Tur att man är ensam på kontoret ;)
 

fiddlerman

Well-known member
Funkar bättre på Engelska :)

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he
walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into
a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a
room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks
into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."



Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the
four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24"
waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
 

Rosebud

Member
b4coffee.jpg

Den tyckte jag var rätt söt
 
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